My cool pal Bill dedicated this post to me, the mensch. It’s my kind of crazy.
Tips to operate with grace and polish in a congested, urban setting with strangers.
1. Don’t look like you’re waiting
As in the doctor’s office or standing outside an important meeting, be ready at all times but don’t be too obvious that you’re waiting. Most will pull out their smartphones and start diddling them, but resist the temptation: you’re not “most.”
2. BE unusual
Acting different has several benefits: you’ll frighten others and keep them at bay. You may attract a new bed partner. It’s more fun than being normal and will garner you attention while everyone else is bored, looking for something to do.
Today, I crossed my arms and paced in loose parabola formations, chanting. You can also try slow, squatting exercises or practicing new fist bump moves, like the Daps Explosion, which mimics an explosion in slow motion.
3. don’t be…
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