The return of Garland Faunt-Lubberly

Our (my) favourite gardening/drinking expert answers your pre-spring questions.

David from Quebec City writes: “Last year, I had Gene Hackman in my flowerbeds. What can I do to prevent that this year?”

Click below for the audio answer and other tipsy gems.

Originally appeared on CBC Radio’s “Breakaway.”

About rossmurray1

I'm Canadian so I pronounce it "Aboot." No, I don't! I don't know any Canadian who says "aboot." Damnable lies! But I do know this Canadian is all about humour (with a U) and satire. Come by. I don't bite, or as we Canadians say, "beet."
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28 Responses to The return of Garland Faunt-Lubberly

  1. Paul says:

    Well done and very funny Ross.

  2. Ned's Blog says:

    I have to say, Garland kind of grows on you.

  3. Hahaha! Too many gimlets, Gracie? Maybe not enough pollinating … 😉

  4. walt walker says:

    “Gene Hackman in my flowerbeds. What can I do to prevent that this year?” 🙂

  5. ksbeth says:

    you are really are kind of funny.

  6. Did Doris really say “dearest?” Seems like a stretch. I, too, feel that the gender fluidity issue has reached hysterical levels. Get me a perplexed mango.

  7. pinklightsabre says:

    This is really brilliant. I always feel compelled to write something witty here and often can’t, so I don’t, but know that I do, I dew drop-inn, so to speak. Bill

  8. That voice tells me you need to go up a size in underwear.

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