Short-term spike in blood pressure
Tell-tale spittle droplets on conference room table
Uncomfortable silence from co-workers
Promise from supervisor in soothing voice to resolve problem
Feelings of satisfaction that situation will be remedied thanks to forceful rhetoric
Feelings of guilt for lack of self-control
Inability to focus on anything except whether co-workers noticed spittle
Failure by co-workers to make eye contact for indefinite period
Lunches alone at desk for indefinite period
Sense that reputation is now considered “difficult”
Sense that “difficult” is code for “asshole”
Failure to receive promotion
New nickname: Spitty McSpittleface
I’m afraid this is me womp womp
A friend of mine thought this post was a call for help, so there’s hope for you yet.
I’m getting a bad vibe here. But (not to turn it all back to me) I’m remembering a post I did when the you-know-what was hitting the you-know-what, and you had some words of encouragement for me. So you know what I’m saying, right? Hang in there. Bill
This is funny. You’re the second person who thought this was a cry for help. I’m just riffing on the film title. Maybe I better flag this as “humor” because apparently it ain’t obvious. As I said to him, though, thanks for having my back.
I always have your back. I’m a daft monkey.
Flimsy red hair flops wildly back and forth on a reddish pate
Multiple valuable employees fired to preserve faulty ego perception
Receives United States presidency
I wasn’t going to go there.
No need, it’s just going to be a given across all media platforms until the impeachment.
Yeah, I got worried too. Was wondering how you could tag this as humor when, obviously, you were *suffering* so much. Thanks mucho for the comment clarification. All the best clarifications occur in the comment section.
It’s good to taste utter failure every now and then/often.
Thanks for the concern. I don’t think it’s my subconscious speaking. The only thing I’m angry about are movie franchises about loud, speeding cars.
And mobile phones. Don’t leaves those out.
Do you guys call them mobile or cell phones?
I hear both. I use cell but sometimes mobile. Drake says cell phone so there’s that.
I also thought you were serious, Spitty.
I’m fine, I’m fine…
get in your hybrid prius and drive at least 5 over. live on the edge.
I bike without a helmet.
This explains a LOT.
Saying ‘darnit’ instead of ‘fiddlesticks.’
Hold your tongue!