Actually, this IS my first rodeo

So what do I do, what am I riding? Is it just horses and bulls? Do I have to supply my own? My friend Cheryl said she could loan me a cow but I’d need to borrow a van from my ex, but, honestly, I can get it here in, like, half an hour. You cover mileage, right? Or should I say “mooooolage…” Ha-ha-ha!

By the way, I believe it’s pronounced “ro-DAY-oh.”….


Back from some time away to find this posted at Points in Case, my first publication with them. Follow the link for the rest.

About rossmurray1

I'm Canadian so I pronounce it "Aboot." No, I don't! I don't know any Canadian who says "aboot." Damnable lies! But I do know this Canadian is all about humour (with a U) and satire. Come by. I don't bite, or as we Canadians say, "beet."
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8 Responses to Actually, this IS my first rodeo

  1. So great; congrats on the publication, buckaroo!

  2. Carol Ann says:

    That’s awesome! Congratulations.

  3. Wow. Congrats. That’s a good, strong piece, to boot. The all-caps section was a genuine guffaw.

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