Dear Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth,
I am writing to you as interim president of the Dunsinane Estates Condo Association to express serious concerns about recent activities on your part as well as violations of the association’s regulations and rules of conduct.
I confess it is with trepidation that I write this note, given that Mr. Macbeth and I are both candidates in the upcoming condo board election to replace our previous president, Mr. Duncan, whose unexplained disappearance has left a void in the association leadership. Nonetheless, your recent behavior leaves me no choice but to address you on the board’s behalf. Perhaps they did things differently when you resided at Cawdor Developments, but here at Dunsinane we live by exemplary standards.
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