A Letter from the Condo Association to Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth,

I am writing to you as interim president of the Dunsinane Estates Condo Association to express serious concerns about recent activities on your part as well as violations of the association’s regulations and rules of conduct.

I confess it is with trepidation that I write this note, given that Mr. Macbeth and I are both candidates in the upcoming condo board election to replace our previous president, Mr. Duncan, whose unexplained disappearance has left a void in the association leadership. Nonetheless, your recent behavior leaves me no choice but to address you on the board’s behalf. Perhaps they did things differently when you resided at Cawdor Developments, but here at Dunsinane we live by exemplary standards.

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I'm Canadian so I pronounce it "Aboot." No, I don't! I don't know any Canadian who says "aboot." Damnable lies! But I do know this Canadian is all about humour (with a U) and satire. Come by. I don't bite, or as we Canadians say, "beet."
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18 Responses to A Letter from the Condo Association to Mr. and Mrs. Macbeth

  1. Excellent! Congrats on publishing MacB w/McS. Hey, quick item, you mentioned the bashing babies thing, could you also talk to those people re the nursing in public issue, too, milk of human kindness should be private maybe, etc.? Thx!!

  2. pinklightsabre says:

    This is magick through and through.

  3. Trent Lewin says:

    But but I can’t comment over there… what’s the rest of the line, hover through the fog and filthy air or something like that? Witches, pshaw! That was a good one, and I can see this being like a skit or something. Thanks for the laugh.

    However, on the less funny side, I dun made a story once that had a strange eviction-type storyline: https://trentlewin.com/2016/06/20/law-of-the-diminishing-return/. But like I said, not so funny though I was sincerely trying for it.

    • rossmurray1 says:

      Sure, it’s funny! Like Barton Fink funny. That uncomfortable shifting ground kind. I liked it!

      Yeah, McSweeney’s hasn’t changed much since its inception. Added Twitter/FB buttons only about 5 years ago.

  4. Lol funny. Very witty and well done.

  5. beth says:

    bubble, bubble….mc’s in trouble

  6. cat9984 says:

    Nice work. Please ease don’t allow them to display the head in public. I’m sure it’s some kind of health code violation. It might even cause unseemly public celebrations.

  7. McS knows how to pick ’em. Congrats, Ross. Those guys are no joke. No soliloquies. Ha.

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