Christopher CrossFit FAQs

What is Christopher CrossFit?

Christopher CrossFit is an adult-oriented fitness program for men, women, and bodacious cowboys that focuses on strength, conditioning, endurance, and sailing. The program is specifically designed for people in the night whose bodies are weak and those on the run with no time to sleep. They’ve got to ride — ride like the wind — to be free again. Christopher CrossFit is a Toto workout that guarantees rock-hard abs and buns of Steely Dan. Christopher CrossFit: Never Be the Same.

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About rossmurray1

I'm Canadian so I pronounce it "Aboot." No, I don't! I don't know any Canadian who says "aboot." Damnable lies! But I do know this Canadian is all about humour (with a U) and satire. Come by. I don't bite, or as we Canadians say, "beet."
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9 Responses to Christopher CrossFit FAQs

  1. Man that took me to the 1980s. I was confused by Columbus and Christopher. Your connections to the songs were brilliant.

  2. Okay that was warped Time Warped to be sure I laughed out loud

    Laughter is contagious. Start a pandemic

  3. Lindsey D says:

    Pina Coladas? Where do I sign? Does the workout also include getting lost in the rain? I have so many questions….

  4. beth says:

    and let’s not forget my friend, Duran Duran, who always felt he had to announce himself twice for emphasis.

Go ahead, don't be shy.

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