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Category Archives: Holidays
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” annotated
Have yourself a merry little Christmas Size of Christmas may vary depending on pre-established numbers in household bubble in addition to rationalizations undertaken to justify additional relatives invited for the holiday get-together, though “invited” is perhaps a misnomer, as they … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, It Could Happen...
Tagged 2020, Christmas, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, humor, pandemic
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Yosemite Samta Addresses the Elves
Quit yer tool janglin’ and listen up, ya pointy-eared galoots. I knows for certain thars a lily-livered rabbit hidin’ among ya, or my name ain’t Yosemite Samta, the rootinest, red-suitinest toy-bearin’ hombre east, west and definitely north of the Pecos! … Continue reading
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Tagged Bugs Bunny, Christmas, homage, humor, Looney Tunes, year of the cat, Yosemite Sam
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Your Desperation Christmas Gift Guide
Deb and I agreed a long time ago that we would only do stockings for each other at Christmas. But, lo and behold, every Christmas morning, there’s a present for me under the tree marked from the dog or the … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad gift suggestions, Christmas, Christmas gifts, gift guide, humor, instant pot, Worst gifts
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Home for the Hollandaise: A Hallmark Christmas Movie
I know what you’re thinking: what’s a beautiful, successful New York gal like me doing in a Podunk town like Blamperville? I asked myself the same question when I first got here. Being a beautiful, successful New York journalist with … Continue reading
