Category Archives: Holidays

Night of the Living Fred

Posted on October 29, 2020 by

There are those who say that Fred will appear if you look into a mirror and recite your credit card number three times. But then the mirror indicates you need those three security numbers too, so you have to start … Continue reading →

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Your Desperation Christmas Gift Guide

Posted on December 19, 2019 by

Deb and I agreed a long time ago that we would only do stockings for each other at Christmas. But, lo and behold, every Christmas morning, there’s a present for me under the tree marked from the dog or the … Continue reading →

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Home for the Hollandaise: A Hallmark Christmas Movie

Posted on December 12, 2019 by

I know what you’re thinking: what’s a beautiful, successful New York gal like me doing in a Podunk town like Blamperville? I asked myself the same question when I first got here. Being a beautiful, successful New York journalist with … Continue reading →

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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Demons

Posted on October 31, 2019 by

1. Be proactive One of the prime mistakes demons make is waiting for lusty teenagers to randomly stumble onto a Portal to Hell in the basement of an abandoned cabin. After all, when you’re a demon condemned for all eternity, … Continue reading →

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Yelp review of Bethlehem Best Eastern Inn

Posted on December 20, 2018 by

First of all, Bethlehem: get your act together. One inn? I know it’s a little town of Bethlehem, but, honestly, not even a Super 8 out by the Interdesert? Instead, just one lousy inn for the entire area. And in … Continue reading →

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