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Category Archives: Holidays
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Demons
1. Be proactive One of the prime mistakes demons make is waiting for lusty teenagers to randomly stumble onto a Portal to Hell in the basement of an abandoned cabin. After all, when you’re a demon condemned for all eternity, … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 habits Of Highly Effective People, demons, Halloween, humor, parody, Stephen Covey
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Yelp review of Bethlehem Best Eastern Inn
First of all, Bethlehem: get your act together. One inn? I know it’s a little town of Bethlehem, but, honestly, not even a Super 8 out by the Interdesert? Instead, just one lousy inn for the entire area. And in … Continue reading
Absolute Worst Christmas Tea & Bazaar
Come one, come all, come those paying in hoarded pennies to the Annual Christmas Tea & Bazaar this Saturday at the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Ennui. We’ve recently lowered the ceiling of our fluorescent-lit basement hall to allow … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, It Could Happen...
Tagged Christmas shopping, church bazaars, humor, Mariah Carey, shopping
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Don’t be such a martyr, it’s All Saints Day!
Saint Tarafa the Putrid The Holy Hottie of Hungary, Tarafa the Putrid was named Saint of the Year in 1089, winning over the critics and plague-ridden alike with her hit song “Jesus May Have Come to Me (But I Wish … Continue reading
The Pantsing: A Halloween Tale
Detective Marilyn Grendel took a drag off her cigarette like a teenage boy giving a hickey. She flicked the spent butt to the ground with a loathing usually reserved for relatives who owe you money. Adjusting her three-dollar blazer over … Continue reading