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The Year of the Cat: An Oral History
In January, columnist, writer and candle-wax aficionado Ross Murray announced to the world and his therapist that every one of his 2020 columns would reference a cat or cat-adjacent subject. The world scoffed. His therapist relocated offices. And yet, 52 … Continue reading
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Tagged 2020, cats, humor, new year, oral history, retrospective, The Year of the Cat, year in review
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“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” annotated
Have yourself a merry little Christmas Size of Christmas may vary depending on pre-established numbers in household bubble in addition to rationalizations undertaken to justify additional relatives invited for the holiday get-together, though “invited” is perhaps a misnomer, as they … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, It Could Happen...
Tagged 2020, Christmas, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, humor, pandemic
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Archie glad I cleaned house?
With no fanfare or warning, an important piece of Murray household history was quietly mothballed Sunday when two beloved Archie Digests were removed from the downstairs bathroom. The artefacts were displaced by Ross Murray, the household’s co-founder and resident curator, … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, It Could Happen...
Tagged Archie Andrews, Archie comics, Betty & Veronica, clutter, comic books, housecleaning, humor, Riverdale, satire
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A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask
Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-mask, bad breath, conspiracies, COVID-19, halitosis, humor, manhood, satire
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The Year of the Cat: Third Quarter Summary
Overview The Household continues to evolve strategic applications vis-à-vis cats, cat-sourcing portfolios and cats as innovative lifestyle narrative. While 2020 has failed to make up for losses suffered in the fourth quarter of 2019 (RIP Nellie), cats have remained stable … Continue reading
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Tagged business jargon, businessspeak, cats, humor, jargon, owning cats, quarterly report, The Year of the Cat
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