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GODZILLA vs BILLY JOEL – Battle for Long Island: The Final Chapter!
[Scene: Inside a secret government compound, Patchogue] GENERAL FORTISSIMO: Dammit, Billy Joel! You’re the only man who can save Long Island from being wiped off the face of the Earth by that rampaging giant lizard! Godzilla has already stomped Sagaponack … Continue reading
Border Story Story
DERBY LINE, Vt. — For generations, the sleepy towns of Stanstead, Quebec, and Derby Line, Vermont, have slumbered together in the proverbial twin beds of neighboring border communities. Most of the time, the two towns have dreamed their separate dreams … Continue reading
What’s Up? Docs!
Now that we’ve all watched every new show on Netflix, people are discovering that most video streaming services are like the basement level of old video stores on those nights when all the new releases were rented out. Thank goodness … Continue reading
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Tagged Art Buchwald, Bridgerton, documentaries, humor, Netflix, parody, satire
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But Ironically Not The Beatles
It’s a lousy time, in the middle of winter and a global pandemic, but we discovered this week that our house is infested with rock stars. These things happen in older homes. When we first moved in 25 years ago, … Continue reading
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Tagged Fleetwood Mac, humour, infestation, Jon Bon Jovi, Keith Richards, Lil Nas X, mould problem, Prince, rock stars, The Weeknd, The Who
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Drinking Tips for Teens 