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Category Archives: Never Happened
But Ironically Not The Beatles
It’s a lousy time, in the middle of winter and a global pandemic, but we discovered this week that our house is infested with rock stars. These things happen in older homes. When we first moved in 25 years ago, … Continue reading
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Tagged Fleetwood Mac, humour, infestation, Jon Bon Jovi, Keith Richards, Lil Nas X, mould problem, Prince, rock stars, The Weeknd, The Who
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It’s Not Over Until I Say It’s Not Over
I won that game of Monopoly on Boxing Day. I won. It’s as clear as anything I won. I had Park Place, I had Boardwalk, I had so many railroads you wouldn’t believe. I had many, many other very successful … Continue reading
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Tagged conspiracies, corrupt Donald Trump, Democracy threatened, Donald Trump, Georgia phone call, humor, lies, monopoly, obstinacy, parody, Trump
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Worst of the Best of 2020 Lists
Best Albums 2020 End-of-year music lists are certainly common enough, but it’s hard to fathom what provoked the inclusion of such a list in Guns and Eggroll magazine. Moreover, the list is clearly tailored to enthusiasts of both military-grade assault … Continue reading
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Tagged 2020, best of lists, COVID-19, end of year lists, monolith, Worst of lists, year of the cat
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Margaret Freaking Atwood Is Stopping By My House!
Holy crap! Margaret Atwood just called to ask if she could stop by. She heard about our Halloween pumpkin that looks like author Gabriel Garcia Marquez and she hoped she could see it. What could I do? I said yes, … Continue reading