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Category Archives: Never Happened
It’s Not Over Until I Say It’s Not Over
I won that game of Monopoly on Boxing Day. I won. It’s as clear as anything I won. I had Park Place, I had Boardwalk, I had so many railroads you wouldn’t believe. I had many, many other very successful … Continue reading
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Tagged conspiracies, corrupt Donald Trump, Democracy threatened, Donald Trump, Georgia phone call, humor, lies, monopoly, obstinacy, parody, Trump
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Worst of the Best of 2020 Lists
Best Albums 2020 End-of-year music lists are certainly common enough, but it’s hard to fathom what provoked the inclusion of such a list in Guns and Eggroll magazine. Moreover, the list is clearly tailored to enthusiasts of both military-grade assault … Continue reading
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Tagged 2020, best of lists, COVID-19, end of year lists, monolith, Worst of lists, year of the cat
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Margaret Freaking Atwood Is Stopping By My House!
Holy crap! Margaret Atwood just called to ask if she could stop by. She heard about our Halloween pumpkin that looks like author Gabriel Garcia Marquez and she hoped she could see it. What could I do? I said yes, … Continue reading
Your Second Wave Fashion and Survival Guide
Hot, hot, hot! That’s what a stove is when you leave the burners on “max,” and that’s how designers in New York, Paris, Milan and Edmonton are describing trends for the fall fashion season as the second wave goes new … Continue reading
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Tagged coronavirus, COVID-19, fashion, fashion how-to, haute couture, humor, satire, second wave, survival guide, what to wear for the pandemic
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