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Christopher CrossFit FAQs
What is Christopher CrossFit? Christopher CrossFit is an adult-oriented fitness program for men, women, and bodacious cowboys that focuses on strength, conditioning, endurance, and sailing. The program is specifically designed for people in the night whose bodies are weak and … Continue reading
Your Average Poet Writes a Poem for Super Bowl
“Youth poet laureate Amanda Gorman to recite poem before Super Bowl LV” – CNN, January 27 When Sunday comes we ask ourselves Where can we find the football among these infinite channels? Will we eat of wings (chicken) festooned in … Continue reading
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Tagged Amanda Gorman, football, humor, Nerd, parody, poem, poetry, Poetry at the super bowl, Super Bowl, Super bowl poem
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Not a Blue Christmas: A Zoom Reading
Hi friends. A quick plug here for an event I’m participating in this Sunday at 2:30 pm ET. It’s Not A Blue Christmas, a series of readings via Zoom, organized by Shoreline Press. I’ll be reading a selection of short … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!, Writing
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Click the damn links!
Yesterday’s post was uncharacteristically somber, so I thought I would lighten things up here and simultaneously promote myself. So it’s a win-win for everyone! Especially me! First up, over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, I was inspired by all the books … Continue reading
A meeting with my internal editor
Ross’s Internal Editor: Hello, Ross. Happy New Year. Thanks for taking the time to see me. Ross Murray: Well, the mirror was right there, so no problem. RIE: Is this a good time? You seem to be struggling with that … Continue reading
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Tagged 2020, humor, humour, know your audience, new year, perplexing, satire, writer's block, writing, writing humor
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