Tag Archives: aging

Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity

Posted on July 27, 2017 by

It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading →

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Happy BirthSelfCareDay to Me

Posted on November 24, 2016 by

Today I turn 51. That means I am no longer 50. I am in my fifities, which is like being in debt; there’s no getting out of it. My eyebrow hairs stayed a uniform length for the better part of … Continue reading →

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This old house painter

Posted on August 11, 2016 by

If you ever want to see how your body changes over time, just paint your house every eight years or so. I started painting houses in my teens. I went on to work for two summers with College Pro, though … Continue reading →

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We are all 50 together. Forever!

Posted on October 22, 2015 by

Now that the Canadian federal election is over and we’ve wiped the rabid foam off our television and computer screens, we can all stop pretending we know what we’re talking about and get back to what’s really important in this … Continue reading →

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Ankle-deep in marriage

Posted on July 16, 2015 by

My wife and I cringe as we tiptoe onto the first step of our swimming pool. We’re up to our ankles, and that’s where we’ll stand for some time, because it’s scientifically proven that cold water is way colder than … Continue reading →

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Wordholes

Posted on April 16, 2015 by

The strangest thing happened to me the other day. Well, maybe not the strangest thing. The strangest thing would be if a pie plate floated into the room and started singing show tunes in the voice of Abe Lincoln. A … Continue reading →

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Forever 41: A Company Prospectus

Posted on November 20, 2014 by

Our Vision Forever 41 is a clothing and lifestyle retailer for people who grew up in the eighties wishing they were growing up in the sixties and are glad they aren’t growing up now. Tapping into this nostalgia for feeling … Continue reading →

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