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Tag Archives: aging
Your Middle-Age Guide to Grunting
Grunting: Not Just for Tennis Players Anymore Welcome to middle age, a beautiful time of life when your body is going through many changes, all of them accompanied by sounds you had no idea you were capable of. Whether it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged aging, family, getting old, grunting, humor, middle age, pain
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Have you seen this nostalgic man?
Lost: male, white, 52, gently used. Wears glasses and occasional beard when the benefits of not shaving outweigh the benefits of not itching. English speaking, French faking. Distinguishing characteristics: avoids eye contact and commitments. Last seen in Nova Scotia, in … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged aging, Generation X, humor, middle age, nostalgia
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Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity
It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged 110 years old, aging, Donald Trump speech, Dystopia, Google, humor, longevity, Milk, satire, Secrets of longevity, senior ailments, Seniors, Trump
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Happy BirthSelfCareDay to Me
Today I turn 51. That means I am no longer 50. I am in my fifities, which is like being in debt; there’s no getting out of it. My eyebrow hairs stayed a uniform length for the better part of … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged aging, Birthday, fads, humor, middle age, quinoa, satire, Self-care, Trump
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