Tag Archives: aging

Your Middle-Age Guide to Grunting

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

Grunting: Not Just for Tennis Players Anymore Welcome to middle age, a beautiful time of life when your body is going through many changes, all of them accompanied by sounds you had no idea you were capable of. Whether it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Reading? Ugh! | Tagged , , , , , , | 19 Comments

Funeral for a friend (me)

Posted on September 6, 2018 by

Last week was a week of funerals – celebrity, political and personal. On Saturday, we attended the burial of a close friend of my wife’s family, gathering at the Reedsville Cemetery surrounded by the lush green hills of Hatley Township, … Continue reading →

Posted in It Could Happen... | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 32 Comments

Have you seen this nostalgic man?

Posted on July 5, 2018 by

Lost: male, white, 52, gently used. Wears glasses and occasional beard when the benefits of not shaving outweigh the benefits of not itching. English speaking, French faking. Distinguishing characteristics: avoids eye contact and commitments. Last seen in Nova Scotia, in … Continue reading →

Posted in It Really Did Happen! | Tagged , , , , | 27 Comments

Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity

Posted on July 27, 2017 by

It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading →

Posted in Never Happened | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 23 Comments

Happy BirthSelfCareDay to Me

Posted on November 24, 2016 by

Today I turn 51. That means I am no longer 50. I am in my fifities, which is like being in debt; there’s no getting out of it. My eyebrow hairs stayed a uniform length for the better part of … Continue reading →

Posted in It Could Happen... | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 40 Comments