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Tag Archives: Aretha Franklin
Hello, Drake? It’s Adele.
“You used to call me on my cel-l-l-l pho-o-o-ne…” My daughter Abby looked up at me, puzzled, appalled. “How do you know that song?” she asked, which, now that I think about it, might have been code for, “Please stop … Continue reading
Posted in Music
Tagged Adele, Aretha Franklin, dad rock, Drake, ELO, Generation X, getting old, Grimes, Hotline Bling, humor, music, Netflix and chill, no long relevant, Stop it dad
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In which I address the United Nations General Assembly on the subject of fatherhood
Mr. Secretary-General, Mrs. Secretary-General, all the little Secretary-Generals: good morning. I stand before you today, resplendent in gabardine, wearing this pith helmet at a jaunty angle just so, in order to speak for the fathers of the world, a position … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Never Happened
Tagged Aretha Franklin, Chrissie Hynde, Dads, Father's Day, fatherhood, humor, humour, Ke$ha, satire, speech, United Nations, wisdom
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