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So your penis is broken…
Introduction: Sorry to hear your penis is broken There are many reasons why your penis may be broken: prostate surgery, stress, rampant alcoholism, too much Disney Channel, mangling. But whatever the reason, an inability to ring the butler can cause … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged broken penis, cancer, dark humor, erectile dysfunction, humor, impotence, life after prostate cancer, prostate cancer, sex
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My neighbour, cancer
As a writer, I strive for accuracy. So it’s been a bit of a struggle to find the right expression to describe my life since prostate surgery six months ago. Am I living with cancer? No, the cancer is out … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged cancer, humour, life after cancer, living with cancer, prostate cancer, prostate surgery
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How to take care of yourself
I recently came to a conclusion: Donald Trump gave me cancer. When I had my checkup in the summer of 2016, my prostate was slightly enlarged but nothing to worry about, my doctor said. People felt the same way about … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged cancer, Donald Trump, health, healthy eating, humor, meditation, post-surgery, prostate cancer
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1 in 7
It’s rare you can put your finger on the precise moment your life changed. In my case, it involved an actual finger. In late July, I had an appointment with my family doctor before she skittered off to Abitibi. Near … Continue reading
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Tagged cancer, gallows humor, health, humor, manhood, prostate cancer, surgery
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