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Tag Archives: children
A Message From My Children’s Homemade Cards
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you’re doing there, guy? We’re your children’s homemade greeting cards. You weren’t going to throw us out, were you? Let’s not do anything rash. That’s right, put the papers down. Yes, we realize … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, It Really Did Happen!
Tagged children, family, homemade cards, humor, kids, souvenirs
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The Loneliness of the Bouncy-Castle Monitor
At one point, I’m quiet certain time began to flow in reverse. At very least it began to loop, roughly around the time that child I thought I’d seen the last of flung himself off the top of the bouncy … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged Bouncy castle, children, festivals, humor, kids, time
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Resting heartbeat
It started one evening when James was closing the door to the car. He leaned out and, with a pained look on his face, said, “Mom, I don’t want to go Concordia.” Then he drove away. Well, goodnight then. For … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?
Tagged Algonquin College, children, family, growing up, moving out, Nippising University, parenthood
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Rugby: not for the faint-hearted (parent)
In the 11 years I’ve been writing a newspaper column, I’ve received hate mail only two times. These being Townships readers, though, it was more like strong-dislike mail. Peevish mail, tops. The first was when I suggested that curling, like … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, It Really Did Happen!
Tagged children, drinking, family, hate mail, humor, parenthood, rugby, rules of rugby, women in sports
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Just say ‘no’ to Nowahh
Every January our local newspapers publish special sections featuring babies born the previous year. Proud parents send in their pictures and the papers publish them for a couple of bucks. This serves two purposes: 1) it gives parents one more … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, Turn that radio on!
Tagged baby names, children, humor, humour, insane names, parenting
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