Tag Archives: Christmas

Incident Report: Flock 3482, Solstice, 0 A.D.

Posted on December 24, 2022 by rossmurray1

Location: Bethlehem sub-region 12A – field with tree by brook, the one with the half-ditch, not the full ditch Time: Upon the Midnight Weather: Clear Incident Summary: Shepherds report they passed a quiet evening of general abiding in the field … Continue reading →

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Overly Complicated Secret Santa

Posted on December 12, 2022 by rossmurray1

Dear Work Family! The leadership team at Weltzderp Cankerman & Tinkletrain invites you to join in the Merriment of the Holiday Season by participating in our Secret Santa Gift Exchange! This is a fun activity for all, and we hope … Continue reading →

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“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” annotated    

Posted on December 24, 2020 by rossmurray1

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Size of Christmas may vary depending on pre-established numbers in household bubble in addition to rationalizations undertaken to justify additional relatives invited for the holiday get-together, though “invited” is perhaps a misnomer, as they … Continue reading →

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Yosemite Samta Addresses the Elves

Posted on December 10, 2020 by rossmurray1

Quit yer tool janglin’ and listen up, ya pointy-eared galoots. I knows for certain thars a lily-livered rabbit hidin’ among ya, or my name ain’t Yosemite Samta, the rootinest, red-suitinest toy-bearin’ hombre east, west and definitely north of the Pecos! … Continue reading →

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Your Desperation Christmas Gift Guide

Posted on December 19, 2019 by rossmurray1

Deb and I agreed a long time ago that we would only do stockings for each other at Christmas. But, lo and behold, every Christmas morning, there’s a present for me under the tree marked from the dog or the … Continue reading →

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