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Tag Archives: cold
The Polar Vortex, and other reasons to blame Canada
With this winter showing no inclinations of ending anytime soon, I think we can add “polar vortex” to the category of “Phrases We Could Have Lived Without.” Before meteorologists sprang “polar vortex” on us, winters were simply “cold” or “[expletive] … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged blame Canada, Canucks suck, cold, humor, humour, polar vortex, satire, weather
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Real campers eat pathogens for breakfast
The reason we go camping in the 21st century is to remind ourselves how our pioneer ancestors lived, which is to say: not very well at all. Deprivation is the key to any successful camping weekend, a cheap and mostly … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, It Could Happen...
Tagged camping, cold, family, humor, humour, Maine, moose, outdoors, satire, shampoo, trailers
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By the splitting of my thumb, something wintery this way comes
Every fall, I can predict when winter is nigh because my thumb splits. I know what you’re thinking: “Nigh? Who says ‘nigh’?” You’re also probably thinking, “Gross…” but also, “How can a split thumb predict the onset of winter?” It’s … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged cold, corns, farmer's almanac, ring around the collar, split thumb, thumb, winter
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On this cold day, God bless you, Mr. Stanfield
Canada has surprisingly few official “things.” It has an official motto, “From Sea to Sea,” and that may be the only official “whatever” that Canadians willingly embrace, except perhaps people in Saskatchewan who’ve never seen a sea. But you know … Continue reading
Posted in Canada and/or Quebec, Reading? Ugh!, Turn that radio on!
Tagged Canada, cold, Conrad Black, Frank Stanfield, humor, humour, long johns, underwear, union suit
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It’s getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes
We turned on the furnace last week and it wasn’t even October. I texted this event to our daughter Emily, who is currently in Malaysia sitting in a puddle of sweat (not her own). “WOAH!” she replied. “I know,” I … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged cold, family, furnace, heat, home, humor, humour, thermostat
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