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New law restricts a woman’s right to shoes
Fresh off the most hardline abortion legislation in generations, several US states are now planning to regulate not just what women can do with their bodies but what they can wear on them. Specifically, their feet. Alabama is the first … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged abortion ban, Alabama abortion, Conservatives, humor, satire, shoes, women's rights
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Disaster scenarios ranked by my chances of survival
Zombie Apocalypse When the flesh-eating hoard inevitably swarms my home (hopefully, at first, making quick work of the neighbours who are always outside yelling and drinking and therefore easy prey), I stash myself in a virtually unfindable location, my small … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged apocalypse, Celine Dion, climate change, Conservatives, dark humor, disaster, far right, humor, humour, Jason Kenney, survival
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The War on Christmas is no fair fight
Conservatives like to convince the easily convinced that there’s a war on Christmas, as if Christmas were some kind of quaint old-fashioned notion under threat of extinction, like quilting or personal privacy. But Christmas is huge. Christmas is the global … Continue reading
Slaw!
The following tale is not for those weak of heart or strong of odour. Do not read if you are easily frightened by not very good prose that is in its phrasing awkward mostly. If nausea persists for more than … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Never Happened
Tagged Conservatives, fiction, Halloween, horror, horror parody, humor, humour, jigsaw, Mike Duffy, parody, Rob Ford, satire, saw
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Canada, we need to talk
Dear Canada, How long have we been together? Forty-six years? Granted, for the first five or so, I didn’t really know you existed, and it was several years still before I learned of Toronto, though even then it was hard … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged Canada, Conservatives, constitutional crises, dill pickle chips, Harper
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