Tag Archives: conspiracies

It’s Not Over Until I Say It’s Not Over

Posted on January 7, 2021 by rossmurray1

I won that game of Monopoly on Boxing Day. I won. It’s as clear as anything I won. I had Park Place, I had Boardwalk, I had so many railroads you wouldn’t believe. I had many, many other very successful … Continue reading →

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A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask

Posted on October 22, 2020 by rossmurray1

Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading →

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Phooked

Posted on October 23, 2014 by rossmurray1

This is one of the more embarrassing things I’ve done – at least one of the more embarrassing that I can write about in a public forum. That thing with the parakeet and the margarine… that’s not getting airplay anytime … Continue reading →

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