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Border Story Story
DERBY LINE, Vt. — For generations, the sleepy towns of Stanstead, Quebec, and Derby Line, Vermont, have slumbered together in the proverbial twin beds of neighboring border communities. Most of the time, the two towns have dreamed their separate dreams … Continue reading
Worst of the Best of 2020 Lists
Best Albums 2020 End-of-year music lists are certainly common enough, but it’s hard to fathom what provoked the inclusion of such a list in Guns and Eggroll magazine. Moreover, the list is clearly tailored to enthusiasts of both military-grade assault … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged 2020, best of lists, COVID-19, end of year lists, monolith, Worst of lists, year of the cat
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A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask
Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged anti-mask, bad breath, conspiracies, COVID-19, halitosis, humor, manhood, satire
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Your Second Wave Fashion and Survival Guide
Hot, hot, hot! That’s what a stove is when you leave the burners on “max,” and that’s how designers in New York, Paris, Milan and Edmonton are describing trends for the fall fashion season as the second wave goes new … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged coronavirus, COVID-19, fashion, fashion how-to, haute couture, humor, satire, second wave, survival guide, what to wear for the pandemic
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Drinking Tips for Teens 