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So your penis is broken…

Posted on July 25, 2019 by rossmurray1

Introduction: Sorry to hear your penis is broken There are many reasons why your penis may be broken: prostate surgery, stress, rampant alcoholism, too much Disney Channel, mangling. But whatever the reason, an inability to ring the butler can cause … Continue reading →

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Disaster scenarios ranked by my chances of survival

Posted on April 18, 2019 by rossmurray1

Zombie Apocalypse When the flesh-eating hoard inevitably swarms my home (hopefully, at first, making quick work of the neighbours who are always outside yelling and drinking and therefore easy prey), I stash myself in a virtually unfindable location, my small … Continue reading →

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Go Trump yourself

Posted on September 28, 2016 by rossmurray1

If there’s one thing that the U.S. federal election campaign has taught me and that Monday night’s debate in particular reinforced and that the mainstream media helpfully perpetuated and that my gut instinct kind of knew all along and that … Continue reading →

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