Tag Archives: false humility

Hey, ladies, Ol’ Catfish is back!

Posted on June 30, 2016 by rossmurray1

I’m kind of funny looking. I see it most in photographs. “Wow,” I’ll say. “My head is huge.” On good days, I like to describe my body as “streamlined.” Wrists like chopsticks with veins like The Hulk. My son will … Continue reading →

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All-purpose awards-season acceptance speech

Posted on February 3, 2015 by rossmurray1

  Thank you, thank you so much. Oh my… I need to catch my breath. Let me… let me… let me just slip this oxygen mask on for a second and… ooo, goodness!… And maybe a quick vitamin B12 injection … Continue reading →

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