Tag Archives: Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Margaret Freaking Atwood Is Stopping By My House!

Holy crap! Margaret Atwood just called to ask if she could stop by. She heard about our Halloween pumpkin that looks like author Gabriel Garcia Marquez and she hoped she could see it. What could I do? I said yes, … Continue reading

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Tuesday, 2:46 p.m.

If you ingest too much Teflon, do you get the runs? Continue reading

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