Tag Archives: getting old

New Pot for Old Farts: A Guide

So, you’ve decided you’re going to start smoking pot again. Congratulations! First, though, stop calling it “pot.” These days, the cool kids call it “weed,” and that’s 30 percent the point of this entire exercise, right? To be cool again, … Continue reading

Posted in Canada and/or Quebec, It Could Happen... | Tagged , , , , , , , | 40 Comments

Hello, Drake? It’s Adele.

“You used to call me on my cel-l-l-l pho-o-o-ne…” My daughter Abby looked up at me, puzzled, appalled. “How do you know that song?” she asked, which, now that I think about it, might have been code for, “Please stop … Continue reading

Posted in Music | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 54 Comments

Over-40 CraZee Dance Partay!

[boomf-boomf-boomf-boomf!] Turn that bass up, yo. Turn that bass up, yo. Now turn it down just a little, yo So I can hear myself think. That’s good. Yeah, baby, right there. You know what I like, What with my tinnitus … Continue reading

Posted in Never Happened | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 42 Comments