Tag Archives: God

Deus ex Donald

“I’ve had many conversations with God, many wonderful conversations. ‘Droopy Jehovah,’ they call him, because he’s not what he used to be. Been at it a long time, the creating and the being worshipped. Created a lot of good things. … Continue reading

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Four things God wants you to know about your car

Balanced on the deck of a carved wooden boat on the top of a toilet tank at a pitstop in Newfoundland, there was a small pamphlet. The cover announced, “Four Things GOD Wants You to Know.” I didn’t get a … Continue reading

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Mental siege-ure

* Note to my American readers (all three of you): I’m sorry, but there’s a lot in here you’re just not going to get. It’s not you; it’s us. It’s a Canadian thing. I’ve tried to be helpful with links … Continue reading

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