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GODZILLA vs BILLY JOEL – Battle for Long Island: The Final Chapter!

Posted on May 9, 2022 by rossmurray1

[Scene: Inside a secret government compound, Patchogue] GENERAL FORTISSIMO: Dammit, Billy Joel! You’re the only man who can save Long Island from being wiped off the face of the Earth by that rampaging giant lizard! Godzilla has already stomped Sagaponack … Continue reading →

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2014: A year in search of a simile

Posted on January 7, 2014 by rossmurray1

The new year lies ahead of you like a book, and you think to yourself, “365 pages! Of small print? I’m never going to get through all that. I’m only seven pages in and so far it’s mostly description. When’s … Continue reading →

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