A Hole in the Ground – A Novel
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- The heartbreak of creativity: a public service announcement
- About
- If I sue, will it be in litter-gation?
- What to do in the event you wake up Tuesday morning and Stephen Harper is still Prime Minister
- I am carrying this live skunk to protest everything Donald Trump stands for
- This land is my land, or how do you make a Nippising?
- Home alone… with pets
I say the tweetest things
My TweetsOldish
Tag Archives: Google
Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity
It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged 110 years old, aging, Donald Trump speech, Dystopia, Google, humor, longevity, Milk, satire, Secrets of longevity, senior ailments, Seniors, Trump
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Google’s got me
It is with great pleasure and a scoop of ice cream on the side that I announce today that I have been acquired by Google. After many long hours of negotiations, plus minutes of Greco-Roman wrestling and one romantic weekend … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged end of choice, Google, Google buys Songza, Googleocracy, humor, internet, jerkface, satire, search engine preferences, SEO, technology
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