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Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity

It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading

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Google’s got me

It is with great pleasure and a scoop of ice cream on the side that I announce today that I have been acquired by Google. After many long hours of negotiations, plus minutes of Greco-Roman wrestling and one romantic weekend … Continue reading

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