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Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity
It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged 110 years old, aging, Donald Trump speech, Dystopia, Google, humor, longevity, Milk, satire, Secrets of longevity, senior ailments, Seniors, Trump
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Google’s got me
It is with great pleasure and a scoop of ice cream on the side that I announce today that I have been acquired by Google. After many long hours of negotiations, plus minutes of Greco-Roman wrestling and one romantic weekend … Continue reading
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Tagged end of choice, Google, Google buys Songza, Googleocracy, humor, internet, jerkface, satire, search engine preferences, SEO, technology
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Drinking Tips for Teens 