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Tag Archives: Halloween
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Demons
1. Be proactive One of the prime mistakes demons make is waiting for lusty teenagers to randomly stumble onto a Portal to Hell in the basement of an abandoned cabin. After all, when you’re a demon condemned for all eternity, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Never Happened
Tagged 7 habits Of Highly Effective People, demons, Halloween, humor, parody, Stephen Covey
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The Pantsing: A Halloween Tale
Detective Marilyn Grendel took a drag off her cigarette like a teenage boy giving a hickey. She flicked the spent butt to the ground with a loathing usually reserved for relatives who owe you money. Adjusting her three-dollar blazer over … Continue reading
Spook-ular values: A Halloween parable
It started with a body on a bus. This was followed by a second body on a bus. The interval between the discoveries was so brief that it felt like it couldn’t be a coincidence, though it proved to be … Continue reading
Posted in Canada and/or Quebec, Never Happened
Tagged Bill 62, Canadian poltics, dark humour, Halloween, humour, politics, Quebec, Quebec identity politics, Quebec politics, satire, undead, zombies
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Scarebnb: A Halloween Review
OMG this place was literally a nightmare. If you have a choice between spending the night in an open grave filled with the corpses of murdered orphans or at Jaundiced Entrails B&B, well, I would say the B&B but only … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Never Happened
Tagged Halloween, humor, parody, reviews, satire, Yelp, Yelp reviews
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