Tag Archives: Halloween

Night of the Living Fred

Posted on October 29, 2020 by rossmurray1

There are those who say that Fred will appear if you look into a mirror and recite your credit card number three times. But then the mirror indicates you need those three security numbers too, so you have to start … Continue reading →

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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Demons

Posted on October 31, 2019 by rossmurray1

1. Be proactive One of the prime mistakes demons make is waiting for lusty teenagers to randomly stumble onto a Portal to Hell in the basement of an abandoned cabin. After all, when you’re a demon condemned for all eternity, … Continue reading →

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The Pantsing: A Halloween Tale

Posted on October 25, 2018 by rossmurray1

Detective Marilyn Grendel took a drag off her cigarette like a teenage boy giving a hickey. She flicked the spent butt to the ground with a loathing usually reserved for relatives who owe you money. Adjusting her three-dollar blazer over … Continue reading →

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Spook-ular values: A Halloween parable

Posted on October 26, 2017 by rossmurray1

It started with a body on a bus. This was followed by a second body on a bus. The interval between the discoveries was so brief that it felt like it couldn’t be a coincidence, though it proved to be … Continue reading →

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Scarebnb: A Halloween Review

Posted on October 27, 2016 by rossmurray1

OMG this place was literally a nightmare. If you have a choice between spending the night in an open grave filled with the corpses of murdered orphans or at Jaundiced Entrails B&B, well, I would say the B&B but only … Continue reading →

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