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Tag Archives: humor
Come On Get Happy: Smileyville Reviews
My new novel Smileyville has been out for three months. People tell me they like it. But then, what are they going to tell me, they hate it? They had qualms? Get out of my doorway, you creep? No, people … Continue reading
Managing Your Monkeys at Christmas
Once again, the holiday season is upon us, which means an abundance of Christmas parties, and with them comes the constant risk of over-indulging in monkeys. Monkeys are deeply woven into Christmas culture. Canadians are expected to spend $2.2 billion … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged alcohol, bad behavior, Christmas, Christmas parties, drinking, humor, monkeys, overindulging at Christmas, satire
7 Comments
You are invited to my sleepover
I know we’re adults, with jobs and responsibilities and horrible things that happen when we eat curry, but do you want to come to my house for a sleepover? It seems like the simplest way for us to become friends. … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged adult friends, adult sleepover, aging, bunk beds, friendship, humor, making friends, middle age, sleepover
13 Comments
Dead Man Smirking
The father of one of my colleagues recently died. It’s an increasingly familiar rite of passage for my generation, watching our parents fade and fall away. In this case, though, it really made me think about how my own time … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged Death, death notices, humor, obituaries, photography
10 Comments
American Milk
It’s a staple of border life. Canadians go to the States for cheap milk and gas. Not me. Even though I’ve lived on the border for over 30 years, I’ve rarely made a special trip for gas because dealing with … Continue reading