Tag Archives: humor

Come away, O human Dad, to the waters

Posted on August 17, 2017 by

Written on the beach at Cavendish, PEI, 1100 km from home, with apologies to W.B. Yeats. Come away, O human Dad! To the waters and the wild With a campsite, full of sand, For the tent more needs a sweeping … Continue reading →

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Flushing tips for guests

Posted on August 10, 2017 by

Dear guests, Welcome to our home and, more specifically, this little corner of personal hygiene privacy we like to call the guest bathroom. Please make yourself comfortable and avail yourself of whatever you need. We have provided a wide variety … Continue reading →

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The ghost of Stuart McLean describes Canada’s summer of 2017

Posted on August 3, 2017 by

For optimal effect, please read aloud in front of an enthusiastic live audience of your choosing. It’s a beautiful morning. The kind of morning that makes you want to leap out of bed, put on an old record and wake … Continue reading →

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Me, age 110, explaining the secret of my longevity

Posted on July 27, 2017 by

It’s so nice to have you reporterbots from GoogleThought drilling into my consciousness for an interview. I remember when I was a flesh reporter and I had to do these stories by actually talking to old people. Human contact was … Continue reading →

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Please support this thing that is more important than those other things

Posted on July 20, 2017 by

For far too long, our society has turned a blind eye to this thing. It’s outrageous. Disgusting. Poopy. When I think about what this thing is doing and sometimes what it is not doing and the people this thing is … Continue reading →

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And a 5 6 7 8…!

Posted on July 13, 2017 by

As part of our constant quest for innovation and funkiness, Drinking Tips for Teens is pleased to present the world’s first choreographed blog post. What’s black and white and ready to boogie all over? Read on! I can act. I … Continue reading →

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Reasons why my moustache is the most Canadian thing

Posted on June 29, 2017 by

Canada and my moustache are young. Canada is only 150 years old. My moustache is only five days old. Canada and my moustache were born out of necessity. Canada was created as a means of establishing an east-west alliance between … Continue reading →

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