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Tag Archives: humor
Week 2 vs Week 22
Week 2: Anxiously refreshing social media to hear the latest updates on the Coronavirus pandemic. Week 22: Anxiously refreshing social media to hear the latest stupid thing Madonna said. Week 2: Beginning to master Zoom to facilitate work meetings with … Continue reading
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Tagged coronavirus, COVID-19, humor, quarantine, self-isolation
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Social Distancing Notes: Excerpts from Your Local Weekly
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Hurlburl received a visit from their son, Mr. Edgar Hurlburl, of Montreal, this Saturday past. Mrs. Hurlburl served her famous shrimp pinwheels, which Mr. Hurlburl made a game of lobbing through the partially opened driver-side window … Continue reading
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Tagged coronavirus, COVID-19, gossip, humor, parody, plague humor, satire, small town news, social notes, weekly newspapers, year of the cat
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Shoe you, shoe me
“Rapper Travis Scott’s fans got goosebumps when word spread that he was collaborating with Nike on a new SB Dunk shoe. When the sneakers finally dropped in his online store Saturday, they quickly sold out.” — CNN Business, February 23 … Continue reading
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Tagged consumerism, humor, Nike, Rapper sneakers, Sally Field, satire, Travis Scott, year of the cat
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How I killed disco
It is 1978 and I have entered Grade 7 at a regional high school that was famously built facing backwards, a metaphor for many of the young minds that would pass through its halls. But this story is not about … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged 1978, 1979, Antigonish, disco, disco sucks, Faux-history, humor, Junior high, memoir, regret, Solipsism, year of the cat
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Power Wines for 2020
Like your fully functioning liver, the three-martini lunch is a thing of the past. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still ruthlessly administer alcohol to get ahead in business, close a professional deal or generally be a dick. One of … Continue reading
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Tagged business, humor, power moves, pretentious wines, this should be on LinkedIn, wine, wine tasting, year of the cat
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Cat Splat Fever
When you own multiple cats, even when you are down one cat as we’ve become, it is virtually impossible to determine which one is doing what in the litter box. Short of surveilling the cats’ (shall we say) movements, it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged cats, diarrhea, Going to the vet, humor, pets, Vet, year of the cat
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What your sleep position says about you
1. You are generous and fair, with the courage of a lion and the grace of a swan. You are thoughtful, inquisitive and a loving individual. Yet despite all your tremendous qualities, you are haunted by an emptiness because you … Continue reading
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Tagged buzzfeed quiz, facebook quiz, humor, internet quizzes, parody, sleep positions, sleeping, twitter quiz, year of the cat
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