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Rise of the Introverts

And it came to pass that upon the world there befell a virus that caused a great cataclysm, with much gnashing of teeth, rending of garments and hoarding of toilet paper. And there were those who became sickened by the … Continue reading

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You schmooze, you lose

“Hello, welcome to SchmoozeTech, this is Randy, how may I help you?” “Uh, yeah, hi. I think my schmoozing account has been frozen. Can you check it out for me?” “Sure, sir, no problem. Let’s just call up your account … Continue reading

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How to talk to humans

Use words It’s true that Donald Trump has the best words but there are still some pretty good ones around, so make sure you have some at the ready. “Pernicious,” “duodenum,” “colonial” and “patricide” are just a few of the … Continue reading

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