Tag Archives: Jason Kenney

Disaster scenarios ranked by my chances of survival

Posted on April 18, 2019 by

Zombie Apocalypse When the flesh-eating hoard inevitably swarms my home (hopefully, at first, making quick work of the neighbours who are always outside yelling and drinking and therefore easy prey), I stash myself in a virtually unfindable location, my small … Continue reading →

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What to do in the event you wake up Tuesday morning and Stephen Harper is still Prime Minister

Posted on October 15, 2015 by

1. Remain calm. 2. Check for structural damage. 3. Be prepared for aftershocks and gloating. 4. Deal with any minor injuries, including cuts, sprains and ideological collapse. 5. Take two minutes to weep in silence behind closed doors so as … Continue reading →

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Bordergate! The hole truth!*

Posted on May 30, 2013 by

STANSTEAD, Que. – This cross-border community remains reeling as the result of revelations that unravelled last week regarding the seemingly sudden sinkhole situated on a strategic street by the bustling bicultural border, with increasing innuendo that the incident was in … Continue reading →

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