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In which I address the United Nations General Assembly on the subject of fatherhood

Posted on June 13, 2013 by rossmurray1

Mr. Secretary-General, Mrs. Secretary-General, all the little Secretary-Generals: good morning. I stand before you today, resplendent in gabardine, wearing this pith helmet at a jaunty angle just so, in order to speak for the fathers of the world, a position … Continue reading →

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Teach your children, well, something useful

Posted on December 13, 2012 by rossmurray1

As much as I loved my high school trigonometry (oh, the trigs we nommed!), there have been very few occasions in my life when I’ve needed to measure a tangent, though I’ve been known to go off on one from … Continue reading →

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