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A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask
Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged anti-mask, bad breath, conspiracies, COVID-19, halitosis, humor, manhood, satire
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Might as well face it, you’re addicted to tubs
I’m somewhat reluctant to broach this subject because it’s not a particularly masculine one, but let’s be honest: that ship sailed a long time ago to the tune of poetry readings and beloved standards of American musical theatre. So here’s … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged bathing, bathtubs, humor, manhood, personal hygiene, title is the best part, tubs
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1 in 7
It’s rare you can put your finger on the precise moment your life changed. In my case, it involved an actual finger. In late July, I had an appointment with my family doctor before she skittered off to Abitibi. Near … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged cancer, gallows humor, health, humor, manhood, prostate cancer, surgery
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A strong case against muscles
If you were to do an image search for “the ideal man,” and you didn’t mind having that in your browser history, you would come upon image after image of jacked-up masculine figures of steel, sculpted and gleaming, tightly packed … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged body image, bodybuilding, gender, humour, manhood, masculinity, men, muscles, narcissism, strength
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