Tag Archives: manhood

A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask

Posted on October 22, 2020 by rossmurray1

Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading →

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Vehicular mans-laughter

Posted on August 8, 2019 by rossmurray1

Story one: We’ve been thinking of buying a pickup. We’re always moving kids back and forth, we’re considering getting kayaks, and, besides, doesn’t everyone secretly want a pickup? So I’ve been looking online, and by “online” I mean “lazily browsing … Continue reading →

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Might as well face it, you’re addicted to tubs

Posted on March 14, 2019 by rossmurray1

I’m somewhat reluctant to broach this subject because it’s not a particularly masculine one, but let’s be honest: that ship sailed a long time ago to the tune of poetry readings and beloved standards of American musical theatre. So here’s … Continue reading →

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1 in 7

Posted on November 22, 2018 by rossmurray1

It’s rare you can put your finger on the precise moment your life changed. In my case, it involved an actual finger. In late July, I had an appointment with my family doctor before she skittered off to Abitibi. Near … Continue reading →

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A strong case against muscles

Posted on July 6, 2017 by rossmurray1

If you were to do an image search for “the ideal man,” and you didn’t mind having that in your browser history, you would come upon image after image of jacked-up masculine figures of steel, sculpted and gleaming, tightly packed … Continue reading →

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