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Bye Bye Beardy
I’ve been suffering facial trauma all week, ever since I shaved off my beard. I walk by a mirror and instead of my usual “Hey there, handsome” it’s “Aggh! Who are you?” And then I remember it’s me, only smoother. … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged abducted by aliens, beard, George McFly, humor, James Vincent McMorrow, manhood, men, middle age, raging self-doubt, Weird Al
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Ectomorph Beach
I would like to apologize to the people of Maine. I would also like to apologize to the large segment of the Quebec population gathered in Maine during our recent visit. I mean, significantly large segment. Truly surprisingly large. Like, … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged beach bodies, body image, hooray for ectomorphs!, humor, humour, men, middle age, skinny
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Digit Appreciation Day
I sprained my finger last night, and I say that in my role as not-a-doctor. But it has all the classic medical symptoms of a sprain: swollen; purple; owwy. I jammed it playing a game of knockout with the team … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged bebe lala, humor, humour, injury, man injury, men, sprained finger
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Movember: Ugly on face, tough on gunk
I hate to be the guy who knocks a perfectly well-intentioned cause. It’s like saying you don’t like puppies because they pee on the floor. “But they’re puppies,” everyone cries, “so cute and fuzzy and clumsy and – just look … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged brain gunk, don't like Movember, humor, humour, manhood, men, men's health, mental health, Movember, mustache, prostate
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Summer beard (makes me feel fine)
“It’s a preemptive beard,” I tell people. “We’re camping for most of August and I don’t know how often I’ll be able to shave, so this way I get the awful, itchy stage over with now instead of on the … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged beard, grooming, hair, humor, men, midlife crisis, Movember
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