Tag Archives: narcissism

Your Beard Will be Thicker; Your Skin Not So Much: A Letter to 17-Year-Old Me

Posted on August 13, 2020 by rossmurray1

Dear 17-year-old me, First, thank you for keeping journals those last two years of high school. Decades later, these notebooks will help you recall things you’re going to forget, namely what a whiny, narcissistic yet cripplingly insecure drip you are. … Continue reading →

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Deus ex Donald

Posted on June 11, 2020 by rossmurray1

“I’ve had many conversations with God, many wonderful conversations. ‘Droopy Jehovah,’ they call him, because he’s not what he used to be. Been at it a long time, the creating and the being worshipped. Created a lot of good things. … Continue reading →

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I Think I’m Going to Cat Man June

Posted on June 4, 2020 by rossmurray1

Monday morning, a most wonderful gift was bestowed upon the good people of Stanstead, and even some of the bad people. As they rose from their slumber and turned the page of their municipal-issued calendar to the new month of … Continue reading →

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Please support this thing that is more important than those other things

Posted on July 20, 2017 by rossmurray1

For far too long, our society has turned a blind eye to this thing. It’s outrageous. Disgusting. Poopy. When I think about what this thing is doing and sometimes what it is not doing and the people this thing is … Continue reading →

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A strong case against muscles

Posted on July 6, 2017 by rossmurray1

If you were to do an image search for “the ideal man,” and you didn’t mind having that in your browser history, you would come upon image after image of jacked-up masculine figures of steel, sculpted and gleaming, tightly packed … Continue reading →

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