Written on the beach at Cavendish, PEI, 1100 km from home, with apologies to W.B. Yeats. Come away, O human Dad! To the waters and the wild With a campsite, full of sand, For the tent more needs a sweeping … Continue reading
For optimal effect, please read aloud in front of an enthusiastic live audience of your choosing. It’s a beautiful morning. The kind of morning that makes you want to leap out of bed, put on an old record and wake … Continue reading
Posted in Canada and/or Quebec, Never Happened
Tagged bad people ruining everything, Canada, Canada 150, Donald Trump, humor, Only in Canada, parody, Stuart McLean, summer of 2017, vinyl cafe
OMG this place was literally a nightmare. If you have a choice between spending the night in an open grave filled with the corpses of murdered orphans or at Jaundiced Entrails B&B, well, I would say the B&B but only … Continue reading
Choose a suitable design and hold to it. A basic structural design underlies every kind of writing, and this is so clearly obvious it’s a joke. The writer will in part follow this design, in part deviate from it, according … Continue reading
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree that a new kitchen counter would be installed a week before Christmas. And all were on board, each in his own way, because it was a … Continue reading
Posted in Family - whadya gonna do?, It Really Did Happen!
Tagged bible parody, Christmas, Christmas parody, home improvement, humor, kitchen renovations, Know your Bible, nativity parody, parody, renovations, This ones for all the Christians!
Employment-wise, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. And why are the dogs eating dogs? Because they’re out of dog food. But surely they could they eat something else, like garbage. Dogs eat garbage all the time. Good dogs, bad dogs, … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged anti-athlete bias, careers, dog cannibalism, dog eat dog world, hiring athletes, hiring non-athletes, humor, ideal employee, parody, pigeonholing, traits of non-athletes, you can rationalize anything