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The press conference about the press conference

Good morning, everyone. I think we can get started. First of all, thank you all for coming out to today’s press conference announcing today’s press conference. First, a little background about the press conference. As you know, the press conference … Continue reading

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Answers from the press conference

“Well, obviously we would have liked things to go a little differently out there today. We came prepared, we had the training, all the robot warriors were in place, but sometimes there are things you can’t control, like the weather … Continue reading

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We now join the press conference live…

I’ll be making a prepared statement. I will not be accepting questions, although I will be accepting knowing glances, donations and book deals. I would first like to thank my family for standing by me these last few weeks. It’s … Continue reading

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