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Happy BirthSelfCareDay to Me
Today I turn 51. That means I am no longer 50. I am in my fifities, which is like being in debt; there’s no getting out of it. My eyebrow hairs stayed a uniform length for the better part of … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged aging, Birthday, fads, humor, middle age, quinoa, satire, Self-care, Trump
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The quinoa mafia strikes again
You have to understand: we’re a one grocery store town. There were two when I first moved here. One was owned by a man who smiled a lot but whose eyes revealed without question that he hated his customers, almost … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged bulgar, food, hipsters, humor, humour, I hate quinoa, Lloyd Bensen quote, nutrition, quinoa, satire, shopping, superfood, tabbouleh, trendy foods
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Drinking Tips for Teens 