Tag Archives: satire

World Funny Shortage Getting Serious

Posted on March 6, 2023 by rossmurray1

Comedy writer Axel Loffmann thought it was just him. Maybe he was going through a dry period. But when Loffmann asked around the comedy community (Schenectady), he started hearing the same thing over and over: they were all out of … Continue reading →

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How to Avoid Gym Injuries

Posted on February 20, 2023 by rossmurray1

Every year, over 10,000 Canadians suffer gym-related injuries, a figure that is as astounding as it is entirely fabricated.  In truth, no one knows exactly how many Canadians are injured at the gym because Canadians are notoriously reluctant to put … Continue reading →

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Incident Report: Flock 3482, Solstice, 0 A.D.

Posted on December 24, 2022 by rossmurray1

Location: Bethlehem sub-region 12A – field with tree by brook, the one with the half-ditch, not the full ditch Time: Upon the Midnight Weather: Clear Incident Summary: Shepherds report they passed a quiet evening of general abiding in the field … Continue reading →

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Overly Complicated Secret Santa

Posted on December 12, 2022 by rossmurray1

Dear Work Family! The leadership team at Weltzderp Cankerman & Tinkletrain invites you to join in the Merriment of the Holiday Season by participating in our Secret Santa Gift Exchange! This is a fun activity for all, and we hope … Continue reading →

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Border Story Story

Posted on February 25, 2021 by rossmurray1

DERBY LINE, Vt. — For generations, the sleepy towns of Stanstead, Quebec, and Derby Line, Vermont, have slumbered together in the proverbial twin beds of neighboring border communities. Most of the time, the two towns have dreamed their separate dreams … Continue reading →

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