Tag Archives: satire

These Missed Details Will Change the Way You See These Classic 80s Films!

Posted on January 28, 2021 by rossmurray1

The Breakfast Club If Vice-Principal Gleason seems especially irritable during Saturday morning detentions, it’s because he has been dealing all week with parents demanding censorship of controversial books. That’s why you’ll notice there are no copies of Judy Blume’s Forever … Continue reading →

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What’s Up? Docs!

Posted on January 21, 2021 by rossmurray1

Now that we’ve all watched every new show on Netflix, people are discovering that most video streaming services are like the basement level of old video stores on those nights when all the new releases were rented out. Thank goodness … Continue reading →

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Archie glad I cleaned house?

Posted on November 19, 2020 by rossmurray1

With no fanfare or warning, an important piece of Murray household history was quietly mothballed Sunday when two beloved Archie Digests were removed from the downstairs bathroom. The artefacts were displaced by Ross Murray, the household’s co-founder and resident curator, … Continue reading →

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A Man Explains the Real Reason He Won’t Wear a Mask

Posted on October 22, 2020 by rossmurray1

Listen up, sheeple! As a real man who can grow a beard just like Donald Trump Jr. and those guys who plotted to kidnap that governor, I’m here to tell you in a loud, aggressive manner why you won’t see … Continue reading →

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Your Second Wave Fashion and Survival Guide

Posted on September 24, 2020 by rossmurray1

Hot, hot, hot! That’s what a stove is when you leave the burners on “max,” and that’s how designers in New York, Paris, Milan and Edmonton are describing trends for the fall fashion season as the second wave goes new … Continue reading →

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