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Tag Archives: sex
So your penis is broken…
Introduction: Sorry to hear your penis is broken There are many reasons why your penis may be broken: prostate surgery, stress, rampant alcoholism, too much Disney Channel, mangling. But whatever the reason, an inability to ring the butler can cause … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged broken penis, cancer, dark humor, erectile dysfunction, humor, impotence, life after prostate cancer, prostate cancer, sex
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Buying dirty books
The last thing you expect when you go to Old Orchard Beach in Maine on the long Labour Day weekend is to keep your sanity. The second-last thing you expect, among the tourists, souvenir shops, fried-everything stands and carnival rides, … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!, Reading? Ugh!
Tagged erotica, humor, kids, Nicholson Baker, Old Orchard Beach, prude, reading, sex, smut, uncomfortable about sex
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Just your routine blog post
If I know you (and I think I do), I bet you shower the same way every morning: wash there, wash there, missed a spot there, wash there, especially there. And when you get out of the shower, you dry … Continue reading