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New law restricts a woman’s right to shoes

Fresh off the most hardline abortion legislation in generations, several US states are now planning to regulate not just what women can do with their bodies but what they can wear on them. Specifically, their feet. Alabama is the first … Continue reading

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Nonsensical shoes

They walk among us. On the streets, in our schools, under our desks. They are slippery shoes, and they cannot be trusted. Twice this week my dress shoes have tried to kill me. Unprovoked. It’s not like I was purposely … Continue reading

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