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Tag Archives: sugar
Pour Some Sugar in Me
I’m a father. I like sugar. I’m a sugar daddy. No? Not how that works? I do like my sweets, though. Always have. I don’t know where the sweet tooth comes from, whether it’s something I was born with or … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged humor, Junior Mints, sugar, sugar addiction, sugar consumption
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An inconvenient Pez
For whatever reason, it’s frowned upon in Western culture to take a big bowl of sugar and pour it directly into your mouth. Instead, we’re forced to transform the sugar into various confections and ingest them by way of various … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged candy, humor, inconvenient candy, Ned Hickson, Nik-L-Nips, Pez, Pez dispensers, Pixy Stix, so much sugar!, Star Wars, Star Wars merchandising, sugar, wax bottles
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No fun food for you!
In the last half of the 20th century, the captains of industry and the flight attendants of culture invested considerable energy and additives into making food fun. For most of mankind’s existence, food had been a daily struggle of growing … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged eating, fast food, food, guilt, humor, humour, No fun at all, pesticides in tea, salt, satire, sugar, sugar recommendation, white people problems, world health organization
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Then again, maple I won’t
It’s maple syrup season, or as we call it here in Canada, March Madness. Across Quebec and other regions with more trees than sense, maple producers will spend the next several weeks working like beavers – waddling, chewing wood, slapping … Continue reading
Posted in Canada and/or Quebec, Never Happened
Tagged Canada, culture, humor, Madonna, maple syrup, maple syrup production, portmanteau, Quebec, sap, satire, sugar, syrup
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Searching for sugar, man!
How much sugar do I need? Scientists have been plagued by this question since earlier this evening when I phoned them and said, “Hey, scientists! How much sugar do I need?” And by “How much sugar do I need?” I … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged addiction, Bill Murray, candy, cookies, craving, Groundhog Day, humor, humour, Jersey Boys, more sugar, sour worms, sugar
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