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13 questions from men about 50-You-Know-What
For many men, Valentine’s Day can be a bit of a tightrope, and this year it threatens to be even more so because of, well, tight ropes. This weekend will see the premiere of that movie about that book that’s … Continue reading
Don’t Play That Song (You Lied): Contest Winner!
Hello, my little love bugs. Why “love bugs,” do you suppose, and not “love insects”? I even think “love spiders” sounds positively fetching, although it’s only a short leap from “love spiders” to “love crabs,” and I think we need … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Reading? Ugh! Tagged contest, humor, McSweeney's, misinterpreted songs, music, prizewinner, Valentine's Day 28 Comments
Survey says… less than you think
Just before Christmas, my town hall sent out a survey to its citizens. The first question read, “Are you proud to live in Stanstead? Yes or No.” Well, that stopped me right there. Am I proud? That’s a pretty bold … Continue reading
Feel a little L0VE sick?
The World Health Organization is bracing for the outbreak of a new virus that could lead to the next global pandemic. Known as “lunaticius-0 vascular excitamitus,” or L0VE for short, the virus has so far proven both unpredictable and difficult … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened Tagged flu, humor, humour, Love, ohmigod can you believe the puns?, puns, satire, so many love puns, Valentine's Day, virus 26 Comments