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Tag Archives: Valentine’s Day
Don’t Play That Song (You Lied): Contest Winner!
Hello, my little love bugs. Why “love bugs,” do you suppose, and not “love insects”? I even think “love spiders” sounds positively fetching, although it’s only a short leap from “love spiders” to “love crabs,” and I think we need … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Reading? Ugh!
Tagged contest, humor, McSweeney's, misinterpreted songs, music, prizewinner, Valentine's Day
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Survey says… less than you think
Just before Christmas, my town hall sent out a survey to its citizens. The first question read, “Are you proud to live in Stanstead? Yes or No.” Well, that stopped me right there. Am I proud? That’s a pretty bold … Continue reading
Feel a little L0VE sick?
The World Health Organization is bracing for the outbreak of a new virus that could lead to the next global pandemic. Known as “lunaticius-0 vascular excitamitus,” or L0VE for short, the virus has so far proven both unpredictable and difficult … Continue reading
Posted in Never Happened
Tagged flu, humor, humour, Love, ohmigod can you believe the puns?, puns, satire, so many love puns, Valentine's Day, virus
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