Tag Archives: Van Morrison

“Like That!” Very Good Entertainment Show in Dernovkia!

[Theme Song: Accordions, bouzouki and synthesized drums play an upbeat song. Title flashes on the screen in white block letters: “LIKE THAT!”] VLAD: Hello, people! BIANCA:  Everyone, hello! VLAD: Bianca-a-a? BIANCA: Vla-a-a-a-d? TOGETHER: HELLO! VLAD: Ha-ha-ha! We are good greeters. … Continue reading

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For pennies more

One evening, Deb pointed to a pile of plastic food containers stacked on the kitchen counter. “Aren’t you going to put those away?” she asked. “I like to reach a critical mass before I venture into the cupboard,” I said. … Continue reading

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Slaughterhouse 1 out of 5

As a tiresome geezer-in-training, I get a kick out of sharing my musical knowledge with young people, or as I’m learning to call them, “whippersnappers.” When they show an interest or, better yet, some knowledge of ancient musical days (the … Continue reading

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Yes we Vatican!

Dear Pope pickers / pontiff people / pontificators: I won’t beat around the burning bush; I would like to be the next Pope. I know what you’re thinking: “Who are you? How did you get this address? And are you … Continue reading

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