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Scenarios in which I, Ross Murray, might conceivably need a gun

1. I’m a cop. 2. I’m a member of the armed forces. 3. I’m a member of the forces that aren’t necessarily armed but like to be armed in order to feel better about themselves. 4. I’m Liam Neeson. 5. … Continue reading

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Spook-ular values: A Halloween parable

It started with a body on a bus. This was followed by a second body on a bus. The interval between the discoveries was so brief that it felt like it couldn’t be a coincidence, though it proved to be … Continue reading

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Montessori’s Revenge: A Halloween tale

A mild tremor rumbled beneath the Funky Dreadlock Centre for Childhood Exploration. It wasn’t strong enough to disturb the children’s self-discovery on the possibilities of what 3 plus 4 might add up to. But it was strong enough to awaken … Continue reading

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