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Closing speech of the Rossican National Convention

Thank you, everyone, thank you. Thank you for that kind ovation, not to mention the spontaneous singing of the national anthem. That it was the national anthem of Uruguay was a bit of a surprise, but stirring nonetheless. This evening, … Continue reading

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Answers from the press conference

“Well, obviously we would have liked things to go a little differently out there today. We came prepared, we had the training, all the robot warriors were in place, but sometimes there are things you can’t control, like the weather … Continue reading

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Are you in the zone?

Remember floating in your mother’s womb? Remember how warm and cozy you were? Remember how you didn’t have a care in the world, no nagging doubts, no taxes to pay, no arrest warrants? Of course you don’t remember. You were … Continue reading

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