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Tag Archives: Canadian Thanksgiving
The History of Canadian Trumpsgiving
While most people are familiar with the story of the first American Trumpsgiving—the pilgrims, the feast at the golf course owned by the pilgrims, inviting the natives to join the feast, assessing the natives a service charge for the … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgendering
Everyone, please? Everyone? If you could all stop arguing for a minute. Really, it doesn’t matter how you’d vote in the midterm elections. We’re Canadian, remember? Uncle Gary, if you wouldn’t mind putting your shirt back on. Yes, it’s an … Continue reading
The cat who cancelled Thanksgiving
Regular readers know that I harbour a certain prejudice against cats, and like most prejudices, it’s defined by my own narrow experience. But this summer, our middle daughter Katie moved back home along with her own two cats, Lincoln and … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged Canadian Thanksgiving, cats, Cats are jerks, family, humor, pets, sick animals, vets
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Revenge of the Thanksgiving turkey
Everyone? Everyone? Can I have your attention please? Uncle Charlie, stop palpating the pumpkins for just a minute. Kenny, if you could refrain from gnawing the charred carpet… Thank you. Can you all see me through the smoke? I’d like … Continue reading
The hammock of regret
When I think of a hammock, I think of Archie and his pals. It’s usually a setup for a gag. If someone’s lying in a hammock, cartoonishly contented, you can be sure that Hot Dog is going to charge through … Continue reading
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Tagged autumn, Canadian Thanksgiving, early Thanksgiving, end of summer, fall, humor, melancholy, short summer
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